i don't care who you are, this stuff is funny...

Don't turn ur back on your wallet either.

"There are two things you never turn your back on...a hungry bear and a woman selling her junk on craigslist' - Only a whore herself would know that.

I'm teling you bro. They're not in the biz because they enjoy it, it's all about the easy money.

There are two things you never turn your back on...a hungry bear and a woman selling her junk on craigslist.

I called a craigslist add for "adult encounters" Jasmine Ako (http://twitter.com/#!/jasmineako) accompanied by an Asian man named Jasper who apparently was her driver appeared at my hotel close to the USC campus. Jasmine advertised her "erotic services" for a total of $250 under the name. In person the story changed. It was now $250 for her to come over and any additional "services" where $100 and up. I purchased the $200 massage. After our encounter I went to the bathroom and when I came out Jasmine was gone along with my wallet which contained $300! I know she went to USC because she wore a Trojan sweat shirt as did her Asian driver named Jasper Kump. I found both of their info online. DO NOT TRUST JASMINE AKO!

Happened to a bloke I worked with in Queensland and the Lady of the night told him to pop in and have a shower before they got down to things and you guessed it he came out and both his wallet and the girl were gone.