Not so great
"I figured out on my own that Magic Jack requires that you have internet service." ??????? (VOIP, look it up) You may have some minor brain damage if you did not realize this before getting this device. Given this, I highly suggest you do not try challenging activities such as boiling water. As it does require water and fire. Two very important ingredients when boiling water but very dangerous (individually or in combination). Even though I hate the MJ, I hate people like you even more. Please have your head examined.