I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can
I have a huge amount of trouble
Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can
I can get my hand like four inches into the can
But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can
So they all go spilling onto my face
What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
I'll say it again
The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can
Pringles!
Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get
Are about the width of your cans
Just make them widerI want to have a daughter
I want to have a daughter
So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands
In the Pringle can
It's priority numero uno