Uniforms
You are so right! It is in their Policy and Procedure manuel to make sure that they make your life as miserable as they can! Yep, it's there I tell ya!!! Once they get their hooks into you, then they try and steal your SOUL! I mean, THEY WANT BLIND LOYALTY UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE!! THEY WANT YOUR FIRSTBORN TOO! They will suck you dry every day of your life, and you will receive no recognition or rewards for your faith and loyalty to these Scandanavian Masters of Deceit!
For those of you that are strong and can resist these "Swedish Bodysnatchers", they will kick you to the curb weh you are of no further use for no reason whastovever, so consider this a BLESSINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! YOU'RE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE! You are ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!